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Events & Shows

Thunder Rally of Texas is planning outrageously fun new events, and  booking tantalizing and thrilling shows to entertain and inspire!

~Mud Volleyball Tournament~ 

First Annual Labor Day Mud Volleyball Tournament,

benefitting Dell Children's Hospital.

 

Preliminary Games: 10am - 7pm Saturday & Sunday

Finals: Labor Day 1pm - 3pm

 

Registration: $60 per team

100% of the money goes to the kids at Dell  Children's Hospital.

 

Each player will receive a

Thunder Rally of Texas day pass

for the day their team plays.

 

 

 

 

 

1st Annual Thunder Rally of Texas

Mud Volleyball Tournament Teams:

 

Cowboy Harley-Davidson

Insain Custom Cycles

Central Texas Harley-Davidson

Weirdo's

Thunder Rally

Your Team Here!

Yes...there's still time!

 

 

                     Sign up HERE!     

 

Be creative!~ Get a SPONSOR, or SPONSOR a team! 

Maybe t-shirts, cool team names, even cheerleaders... let's make this incredibly fun!

The more we can engage the community and businesses, the more we all win.

 

 

This is one of our HALLMARK EVENTS that will build

and become more competitive every year.

 

OPEN COURT.... Anytime!

We strongly encourage all attendees to get a pickup game anytime the court is available.

Come and get filthy dirty in our mud... it's for the kids.

 

...Sign up HERE!

~Texas Thunder Cat Dancers~

We have a professionally choreographed troupe of the finest Burlesque Dancers in the world... ready, willing and able to rock your soul with their charm, style, and awesome dancing ability. You will be amazed at the show and will look forward to this heart stopping, enjoyable event again, year after year.

~Burlesque Festival~

Miss Ruby Joule is “the gem you’d love to polish!” A star of stage and screen, she is a founding member of The Jigglewatts Burlesque in Austin, Texas, and has performed her award-winning routines all over the country from Las Vegas to Bourbon Street. She can be found in the pages of Bachelor Pad Magazine, Pin Curl Magazine, The Economist and even the Wall Street Journal! Awarded "Texas Performer of the Year" at Hot Rods and Heels 2011, she's an acclaimed pin-up model, music video queen, film actress, and writer for Rockabilly-Online Magazine. There aren’t enough hours in the day for this lone starlet!

Coco Lectric is a founding member of the Jigglewatts Troupe and the Headmistress of the Austin Academy of Burlesque. She recently won 2010 Texas Performer of the Year and was crowned the 2010 Queen of Burlesque at the New Orleans Burlesque Festival. She placed 3rd at Viva Las Vegas 2011 and competed in the 2011 Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend Reigning Queen of Burlesque Tournament of Tease in Las Vegas. She is currently featured on the cover of Bachelor Pad Magazine and Pincurl Magazine and featured in Retro Lovely Magazine, Retro Lovely Taboo, and Milk Cow Magazine.

   

~Bikini Mud Obstacle Course~

Ladies... are you athletic? Working out and feeling good about yourself? Then you'll want to compete against other "bad ass" chicks in what is sure to be the premiere show of this event!  Heats of three ladies battling around a mud-crazed obstacle course... under stuff, over stuff, and through stuff... in their finest bikinis. Slip, slide, and get ready for the ride of your life! It's okay, it's Labor Day... get ready, get set, have fun! (Sure beats just another wet t-shirt contest.)

~Lightning-a-Go-Go~

We searched the globe... or at least South Austin, to
bring you the very best in Go-Go girls... their every dance move set
to enhance our headliners music each night. Synchronized steps,
amazing costumes, and choreographed dances all will amaze the eye and
ear for an audio visual extravaganza.

~Pole Dance Showcase~

Layla Beth first made her mark on the modeling world in the early nineties as one of the very first Internet Supermodels. She has appeared on hundreds of websites throughout her career and has worked with numerous photographers.  In recent years, she has added Vertical Dance (or Pole Dance) to her repertoire, and is in the process of creating an instructional DVD.  She is the mother to two children, and is married to Austin, TX-born musician, Bret Munk.  LaylaBeth currently resides in San Antonio and enjoys spending time at the gym, clicking "like" on FaceBook and living a raw, nearly-vegan lifestyle.

~Church Services~

On Sunday, 10am, church services provided by the Christian Motorcyclists Association. 

~Ride In Open Class Bike Show & Contest~

On Saturday, 10am - 12pm, relax in the A/C and check out all the super cool custom bikes.

Here are our

Open Class

Bike Show Categories:

~ Metric Cruiser ~

~ Sport Bike ~

~ Harley ~

~ Bagger ~

~ Chopper ~

~ Trike ~

 

 

Thunder Rally Motorcycle Awards

 

Our motorcycle award categories are...

 

~ Loudest Pipes ~
~ Best Paint ~
~ Best Lighting ~
~ Best 'RACKed' ~
~ Most Original ~
~ Best 'BUMper' ~

 

Upon entering the rally, you will receive a small sticker with a number to be placed on your bike. We'll have judges placed all over the rally. After we tabulate the all the votes, the winners will be announced Sunday night, right before the Burlesque festival on the main stage.

~Texas Custom Car Cruise~

We'll have the the coolest cars and hotrods from all over Central Texas representing the finest clubs in existence today. We will set them up in the main area for you guys to enjoy the show and step back in time. Meet these bad ass machines up close and personal and the men who love them. Be sure to vote for your favorite!


~Blessing of the Bikes~

Labor Day 2011

 10am at the Main Stage.

Come One, Come All

to the greatest gift of the Rally; the greatest gift of them all!

Bikes will be blessed by Pastor Rick King of Traveling Light Ministries.

~SATURDAY~

Thunder Run

for

Dell Children's Hospital

Join us on our flagship ride for the kids at Dell Children's Hospital,

as a pre-ride to support Angels on Wheels.

~Mini-Bike Races~

We're getting 5 or 6 Honda 50s, setting up crazy obstacles, and letting you big bad biker boys run the gamut. Heat races will lead to a feature event that hopefully all will live through and talk about for years to come!  This is the ultimate in dirt bike races.

Team names, pit crews and uniforms are encouraged! This is a serious race. Seriously.

Any one who brings a Honda 50 for use at the race receives 2 free weekend passes.  

Email rockrollandride@thunderrallyoftexas.com to sign up.

~Biker Barrel Roll~

The granddaddy of all field games....they've been doing this since Harley met Davidson.  Rider, bike, barrel.  Roll it straight, roll it fast, and you will win without a doubt, one of the hardest field games out there today.

~Slow Race~

How slow can you go? A man, his machine, and total control. Don't touch, go slow, stay between the lines, and you will win. This is perhaps the hardest of all field games. ...without blowing up your clutch.  

~Hot Dog Eating Contest~

Big bad bellied biker boys... or girls, get ready to gouge the weenies. This is a take off on Nathan's Hot Dogs in New York City's famous Labor Day hot dog eating competition. You will have 5 minutes in which to eat as many hot dogs as biker-ly possible.  Winner gets untold fortunes and will be world famous immediately.

~Weenie Bite~

Guys can you ride? Girls can you bite? Well, you're just the team we're looking for!  You know how to do it, and you know what needs to be done.  Stop or slow, without touching, and bite the weenie as high as you can.  You will all soon become the talk of the rally.

~Burlesque Dance Workshop~

We have professional burlesque dancers, Coco Lectric and  Ruby Joule, offering you a Burlesque Workshop, Saturday afternoon from 2-4pm.  You'll learn all the best moves from the pros!  Then, you can use your new found moves in a flash mob choreography burlesque show at 8pm Saturday night on the main stage, as well as participate in our

Amateur Burlesque Contest!

~Pole Dance Class~

Sign up for our 1-hour Pole Dance workshop with Layla Beth, Friday at 2pm.  It's all about empowering YOU! ...learning, discovering, and challenging yourself in new ways.  You'll have a great time, make cool new friends, feel healthy and vibrant, and ooze sensuality from the boost in your overall self-esteem and well-being.

~American Tribal Style BellyDance Class~

We're offering a 1-hour bellydance workshop on Sunday afternoon, from 1-2 pm. Embrace your inner goddess and learn the slinky and sensual art of American Tribal Style bellydance with Zira.  Zira is an internationally known Middle Eastern Belly Dancer. Her alluring grace and charismatic artistry capture the essence of the dance. Zira’s understanding of dance is credited to the many teachers with a range of styles and influences. She has traveled the world cultivating her form of expression and fell in love with the beauty that is American Tribal Style Belly Dance.

~Bodypainting~

Be a live canvas for our skilled airbrush artists. Let them create for you whatever you desire! Your imagination is the limit!

 

 

~Boudoir Portraits~

Professional photography to reflect your style. Portraits can be sexy, artistic, classy, sultry, silly, flirty, fun.... anything you want!  Professional photographs of you, your bike, your car, your tattoos, your significant other... whomever you want. 

Bring something sexy, sensual or just fun to wear for your photograph, or choose from the delightful assortment of accessories available.

...or show off your new body painting! Whatever you choose... it's sure to be a keepsake!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

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