Events & Shows
Thunder Rally of Texas is planning
outrageously fun new events, and booking tantalizing and
thrilling shows to entertain and inspire!
~Mud Volleyball Tournament~
First Annual Labor Day Mud Volleyball Tournament,
benefitting Dell Children's Hospital.
Preliminary Games: 10am - 7pm Saturday & Sunday
Finals: Labor Day 1pm - 3pm
Registration: $60 per team
100% of the money goes to the kids at Dell
Each player will receive a
Thunder Rally of Texas day
for the day their team
1st Annual Thunder Rally of Texas
Mud Volleyball Tournament Teams:
Insain Custom Cycles
Central Texas Harley-Davidson
Your Team Here!
Yes...there's still time!
Be creative!~ Get a SPONSOR, or SPONSOR a team!
Maybe t-shirts, cool team names, even
cheerleaders... let's make this incredibly fun!
The more we can engage the community and
businesses, the more we all win.
This is one of our HALLMARK EVENTS that will
and become more competitive every year.
OPEN COURT.... Anytime!
We strongly encourage all attendees to get a
pickup game anytime the court is available.
Come and get filthy dirty in our mud... it's for
~Texas Thunder Cat Dancers~
We have a professionally
choreographed troupe of the finest Burlesque Dancers in the world...
ready, willing and able to rock your soul with their charm, style,
and awesome dancing ability. You will be amazed at the show and will
look forward to this heart stopping, enjoyable event again, year
||Miss Ruby Joule
is “the gem you’d love to polish!” A star of stage and screen, she is a
founding member of The Jigglewatts Burlesque in Austin, Texas, and has
performed her award-winning routines all over the country from Las Vegas
to Bourbon Street. She can be found in the pages of Bachelor Pad
Magazine, Pin Curl Magazine, The Economist and even the Wall Street
Journal! Awarded "Texas Performer of the Year" at Hot Rods and Heels
2011, she's an acclaimed pin-up model, music video queen, film actress,
and writer for Rockabilly-Online Magazine. There aren’t enough hours in
the day for this lone starlet!
Coco Lectric is
a founding member of the Jigglewatts Troupe and the Headmistress of the
Austin Academy of Burlesque. She recently won 2010 Texas Performer of
the Year and was crowned the 2010 Queen of Burlesque at the New Orleans
Burlesque Festival. She placed 3rd at Viva Las Vegas 2011 and competed
in the 2011 Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend Reigning Queen of Burlesque
Tournament of Tease in Las Vegas. She is currently featured on the cover
of Bachelor Pad Magazine and Pincurl Magazine and featured in Retro
Lovely Magazine, Retro Lovely Taboo, and Milk Cow Magazine.
~Bikini Mud Obstacle Course~
Ladies... are you athletic? Working out and feeling
good about yourself? Then you'll want to compete against other "bad
ass" chicks in what is sure to be the premiere show of this event!
Heats of three ladies battling around a mud-crazed obstacle
course... under stuff, over stuff, and through stuff... in their
finest bikinis. Slip, slide, and get ready for the ride of your
life! It's okay, it's Labor Day... get ready, get set, have fun!
(Sure beats just another wet t-shirt contest.)
We searched the globe... or at
least South Austin, to
bring you the very best in Go-Go girls... their every dance move set
to enhance our headliners music each night. Synchronized steps,
amazing costumes, and choreographed dances all will amaze the eye
ear for an audio visual extravaganza.
~Pole Dance Showcase~
Layla Beth first made her mark
on the modeling world in the early nineties as one of the very first
Internet Supermodels. She has appeared on hundreds of websites
throughout her career and has worked with numerous photographers.
In recent years, she has added Vertical Dance (or Pole Dance) to her
repertoire, and is in the process of creating an instructional DVD.
She is the mother to two children, and is married to Austin, TX-born
musician, Bret Munk. LaylaBeth currently resides in San
Antonio and enjoys spending time at the gym, clicking "like" on
FaceBook and living a raw, nearly-vegan lifestyle.
On Sunday, 10am, church services provided by the
Christian Motorcyclists Association.
~Ride In Open Class Bike Show & Contest~
On Saturday, 10am - 12pm, relax in
the A/C and check out all the super cool custom bikes.
Here are our
Bike Show Categories:
~ Metric Cruiser ~
~ Sport Bike ~
~ Harley ~
~ Bagger ~
~ Chopper ~
~ Trike ~
Thunder Rally Motorcycle Awards
Our motorcycle award categories are...
~ Loudest Pipes ~
~ Best Paint ~
~ Best Lighting ~
~ Best 'RACKed' ~
~ Most Original ~
~ Best 'BUMper' ~
Upon entering the rally, you will receive a
small sticker with a number to be placed on your bike.
We'll have judges placed all over the rally. After we tabulate the all the
votes, the winners will be announced Sunday night, right before the
Burlesque festival on the main stage.
We'll have the the coolest cars and hotrods
from all over Central Texas representing the finest clubs in
existence today. We will set them up in the main area for you guys
to enjoy the show and step back in time. Meet these bad ass machines
up close and personal and the men who love them. Be sure to
vote for your favorite!
~Blessing of the Bikes~
Labor Day 2011
10am at the Main Stage.
Come One, Come All
to the greatest gift of the Rally; the greatest
gift of them all!
Bikes will be blessed by Pastor Rick King of Traveling Light
Dell Children's Hospital
Join us on our flagship ride for the kids at Dell Children's
pre-ride to support Angels on Wheels.
We're getting 5 or 6 Honda 50s,
setting up crazy obstacles, and letting you big bad biker boys run
the gamut. Heat races will lead to a feature
event that hopefully all will live through and talk about for years to come!
This is the ultimate in dirt bike races.
Team names, pit crews and uniforms are
encouraged! This is a serious race. Seriously.
Any one who brings a Honda 50 for use at the race receives 2 free
firstname.lastname@example.org to sign up.
~Biker Barrel Roll~
The granddaddy of all field games....they've been
doing this since Harley met Davidson. Rider, bike, barrel.
Roll it straight, roll it fast, and you will win without a doubt,
one of the hardest field games out there today.
How slow can you go? A man, his machine, and total
control. Don't touch, go slow, stay between the lines, and you will
win. This is perhaps the hardest of all field games. ...without
blowing up your clutch.
~Hot Dog Eating Contest~
Big bad bellied biker boys... or girls, get ready to
gouge the weenies. This is a take off on Nathan's Hot Dogs in New
York City's famous Labor Day hot dog eating competition. You will
have 5 minutes in which to eat as many hot dogs as biker-ly
possible. Winner gets untold fortunes and will be world famous
Guys can you ride? Girls can you bite? Well, you're
just the team we're looking for! You know how to do it, and
you know what needs to be done. Stop or slow, without
touching, and bite the weenie as high as you can. You will all
soon become the talk of the rally.
We have professional burlesque
dancers, Coco Lectric and Ruby Joule, offering you a Burlesque Workshop, Saturday afternoon from
2-4pm. You'll learn all the best moves from the pros!
Then, you can use your new found moves in a flash mob choreography
burlesque show at 8pm Saturday night on the main stage, as well as participate in our
Amateur Burlesque Contest!
~Pole Dance Class~
Sign up for our 1-hour Pole Dance workshop with Layla
Beth, Friday at 2pm. It's all about empowering YOU!
...learning, discovering, and challenging yourself in new ways.
You'll have a great time, make cool new friends, feel healthy and
vibrant, and ooze sensuality from the boost in your overall
self-esteem and well-being.
~American Tribal Style BellyDance Class~
We're offering a 1-hour bellydance
workshop on Sunday afternoon, from 1-2 pm. Embrace your inner
goddess and learn the slinky and sensual art of American Tribal
Style bellydance with Zira. Zira is an internationally known
Middle Eastern Belly Dancer. Her alluring grace and charismatic
artistry capture the essence of the dance. Zira’s understanding of
dance is credited to the many teachers with a range of styles and
influences. She has traveled the world cultivating her form of
expression and fell in love with the beauty that is American Tribal
Style Belly Dance.
Be a live canvas for our skilled
airbrush artists. Let them create for you whatever you desire! Your
imagination is the limit!
Professional photography to reflect
your style. Portraits can be sexy, artistic, classy, sultry,
silly, flirty, fun.... anything you want! Professional photographs
of you, your bike, your car, your tattoos, your significant other... whomever you want.
Bring something sexy, sensual or just fun to
wear for your photograph, or choose from the delightful assortment of
...or show off your new body painting! Whatever
you choose... it's sure to be a keepsake!